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Big Ol’ Sleepy Snoot View Reddit by waitwhatnonevermind – View … Big Ol’ Sleepy Snoot 17 Comments ATX_Stig I think the software on registers in the express lane should automatically stop at the number of items allowed and an airbag type mechanism would eject all their other items off the belt November 26, 2017 escafrost For some reason I was thinking this was the cashier and couldn’t figure out why he was in jail. November 26, 2017 gothangelblood If we fixed the grammar mistake on the signs for most express lanes, maybe we’d have fewer of these shootings. I still think my items weighed less than 20 items. November 26, 2017 eaglescout1984 Express lanes should be cash or credit only (and EBT accepted only if you don’t have unqualified items). November 26, 2017 Hinermad I was in the express lane while the guy in front of me kept bragging to the cashier how he paid all his bills online. Then when she gave him the total, he pulled out his checkbook and started writing a check. November 26, 2017 Szos Let’s be honest here, it’s not going to be a guy that ever does this. Middle aged and elderly women are the only people that use checks at a supermarket. November 26, 2017 Thenderson94 If I ever see someone under 30 using a check, I just assume they’re stealing groceries… November 26, 2017 ChoasBlueSky As a cashier, I have to deal with ppl like this all the time. They should add flashing lights or put a sign on the floor. No one ever looks up and even if they do,they’ll just say”I tho it was the other lane”. A co worker of mine, had to bag a big order and this person wanted it in paper. November 26, 2017 DoctorBre I was behind a guy at CVS that had a pop and some chips or whatever, like everyone else. He give the items to the cashier who rings them up when he goes, “Aaaaannd, can I get a Western Union money order?” JFC, there was a five-way collective sigh between me, the cashier and the three people behind me in the only line open. Totally inconvenient to buy there, lousy data entry on the cashiers’ consoles. November 26, 2017 Aethytwo How to be the worst customer: -Ignore my greeting and throw your stuff at me -Shove your shopper’s card in my face -Intensely scrutinize the screen to ensure you aren’t being charged a penny too much -Complain and demand a manager if you are -Hold up the line as you rant about the injustice of having to lose one of the several forgotten pennies under your couch -Decide you don’t want the item after all -Get the total and decide it’s too high, ask for manager again -Manager shrugs -Obligatory “unbelievable” -Pay with check, insist on writing it out -Line looks like the opening night of a Star Wars movie -Something something corporate -Get receipt and go over it multiple times -“This was supposed to me [price you pulled out of your ass]” -That’s nice now get out -Not really I tell you to take it up with customer service -Customer service experiences the same thing over again -Come back every day November 26, 2017 LuminalAstec r/wholesomememes November 26, 2017 Sapphiresiren_ Manager won’t let you turn away people from express lane >.> then you get the hate glare for the next 20 mins while grandma demands one bag for each item because they can’t touch each other… November 26, 2017 LadyHawk009 Justifiable!!! November 26, 2017 draivaden Why is the underscript blanked out? November 26, 2017 Normacont I uh…dont understand the joke….. November 26, 2017 JesusLuvsMeYdontU It’s grown up Brick and the Progressive dude, right? November 26, 2017 MartiniLife55 Let me tell you about last Sunday morning…I go to the market and get my stuff. I get in a “self checkout” lane and there is one woman in front of me. I see that she has a ton of coupons, but that’s ok. What’s not ok??? When she pulls out 140 one dollar bills and precedes to feed them in one at a time!!!! WTF? All she had to do was go to a regular register and hand them all to a cashier. Or go to the bank in the market and have them give you 20’s or 50’s. OR say to the guy getting in line behind you “Hey just so you know, I’m paying with a lot of singles.” Any of those would’ve worked, she chose none. My people can’t believe I didn’t leave there in cuffs. November 26, 2017 Leave a Reply Cancel reply Notify me of follow-up comments by email. 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